Scared Bunny

I was watching TV and there was an ad for some device where old men can feel free to pee their pants at their own will. What made itodder was the indepth discussion of shapes and sizes. Even worse, all the men in question were apparantly part of some elderly motorcycle gang, and they seemed greatly excited that they could now let fly with their wee while rolling down the road.

Then it got weird. When we pointed it out to my father, who is an elderly motorcycle rider, he advised he doesn't need this device. He replied, and I quote "Mine has a hole".

None of us have any idea what has this hole, where the hole is located or what other uses it may have. But we are alll staying welll out of pee range for the time being.

Labels: elderly frightening, gang, grandfathers, motorcycle, pee