Scared Bunny

Michael Weston should have known better.

When you are in the CIA it's understood that you are going to have to deal with certain things like lying to your wife, having a completely fake job and lots of times in places most people wouldn't want to go. But that Russian stripper? Do you really think she loves you just because she says so? Most people can figure out it's just a hustle without the years of CIA training, but he sure didn't seem to catch on, did he?

It should have been a sign when she stopped asking for $20 for the dances. Should have been an even bigger sign when she started wanting details on the new missile defense shields and was instead giving him money after every dance.He may have been good looking, but no stripper pays you for the dance. When was the last time you heard a stripper ask questions about the high frequency lasers and tubed kinetic energy?

All I can say is that I am pretty dang sure why the guy onUSA Network's Burn Notice got fired. Of course, with all he was up to who knows? All I know Is I wish I came out of strip clubs with envelopes of money instead of going in with envelopes of money. Maybe you can check the site and see if I'm wrong, but I bet I'm not.

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