Scared Bunny

Like most of the world, I have been having a lot of trouble lately. If you read my blog you know I suffer from Anxiety Disorder. In fact, I have been in a full blown Panic Attack since Sunday night. What was going on you ask? Well, I didn't know myself, but now I do.

Paris Hilton was in jail.

See, somehow I sensed this tragedy when it happened. Poor Paris was forced to stay in a small, cramped dank cell. Here she was, out of the clubs and in to the slammer. How was I to cope with such a tragedy? And what about poor Tinkerbell? Would Paris' servants remember to feed her with Paris gone?

Then there was the whole staph infection scare. That really freaked me out. I even ended up in a hospital because my anxiety reached such a point I thought I was having heart problems!

But this morning I felt better, but didn't know why. I was suddenly more relaxed. I thought my meds were just kicking in due to heavy dosing I have been doing. But, no, it was my sixth sense.

Paris has been released from jail early!

We can all rejoice. All is once again right with the world. Now she can get on with whatever it is she does that made us care in the first place. I know she has to be famous for a reason. I just can't figure out what it is. Whatever it is, though, obviously famous people are better than we are.

Gee I wish I was famous so I could be better too.

Labels: celebrities, jail, sarcasm, satire paris hilton, staph