Scared Bunny

I have to take a break from our stories. It’s not that I want to, I just have to.

I was going through the referring links and I noticed a lot of them were from the German version of Google. While I would like to think people in Germany find this blog interesting, I just had trouble believing that it was really that popular. So I started looking at exactly what was the search that led them here. It turns out that the most common search terms leading Germans to Scared Bunny tend to be about sex.

But it’s not just sex, it’s weird perverted stuff. I was going to list some of them here but that would just make it worse. I mean, hell, I like getting hits, but I can’t imagine anyone looking for that stuff, especially in German, is actually going to read anything here or stop to click on an ad so I can earn a penny. Plus, if they don’t read English, I’d hate to have them think that this is a blog about… damn, can’t say.

Plus, why is it the Germans looking for this stuff and ending up here? Why is it they will go through pages after page of links in Google looking for it? It’s not like there are a bunch of Australians looking for it. There aren’t scores of hits from perverted Swedes. I haven’t seen any Italian perverts reading the blog. Well, there may be Italian perverts reading, but they didn’t get here through a perv web search. But basically what I am saying is that I don’t get why it’s the German pervs.

I also had to figure out why they are getting here. That was pretty easy though. It’s the comment spam. There were hundreds of links posted in comments to really old posts, and the great Gods of Google picked up on that like it was content. Again, it was somewhat of a tough decision. On one hand, there’s that traffic thing again, on the other, there’s the whole “goat…”, can’t say it.

I finally decided to delete the spam because it was freaking ugly and annoying. These guys don’t even try to pretend they read a post and make a fake reply. They just posted link after link after link. I’m not even sure where any of the links went. I can’t go around clicking links like that at work. I think there is a policy about doing that, although I’m kind of afraid to test it and find out. Maybe I can talk someone else in to doing it. That is, I could have, if I hadn’t deleted all the damn comments I could find.

So I have to apologize to those of you who came here looking for really twisted perverted crap involving animals and or children. There just isn’t any of that here. I may sometimes poke fun at the word “midget” but that’s as close as I get. Well, I guess I do regularly talk about liking anal sex, but that would probably be the nastiest it gets. Granted, it has gotten nasty in that area, but that was a long time ago and frankly it’s not something I care to revisit.

And, just in case you read this far but can’t actually read English, I thought I would include this:

Sie sollten über selbst beschämt sein Sie Pervert.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fairy tales.