MySpace sluts
Monday, June 19, 2006
OK, both of you that read what I posted last night are asking yourself: Did he speak fondly of MySpace?
Yes, I admit it. I did. I think MySpace is wonderful. Granted not for the same reason everyone else does. I haven’t tried to meet anyone from there, and the only person that tried to meet me was truly frightening. To give you an idea how scary, I had seen her personal ad and honestly thought the picture was a joke. I really figured someone had found the worst possible picture and posted it for a laugh. Sadly, it was real.
I also don’t use MySpace to communicate with friends. I find there are more than enough ways to do that without MySpace. Between email, the phone and Yahoo Messenger my communication needs are covered by systems that work a shitload better than what MySpace has to offer.
There’s also the fact that people can’t seem to answer the fucking age question on their profile. I am used to people lying about their age, but lots of you are trying to pass for 14 and I doubt your kids could even pull that off. I don’t know why so many MySpace users like to say they are barely adolescent, but they do. The pics pretty much show me that you may have reversed the 1 and the 4. And the 4 may be a typo.
Anyway, there is a reason that MySpace rocks. See, when you get to look through someone’s MySpace profile you get to know a lot about them. It’s not just that you learn that you hate their taste in music and that they spend way too much time looking for annoying sparkly pictures of Tigger. You get to see the image they want to portray to the world, and often the reality behind it.
In this case I am thinking about a specific profile. This was a single woman who, if you read her basic profile and her blog you’d probably think she was pretty settled. Now, I was tipped off that something was amiss when she talked about how all her friends were guys. As you know, I generally find this means that she is surrounded by guys who desperately want to nail her that, for some reason or another, she is not currently screwing.
But her pictures showed that the reason goes beyond just having a flock of guys that want to fuck her. In her case the women around her probably didn’t think much of her. It could be because, when she was around these guys she had the uncontrollable to act like a slut, and they had the uncontrollable urge to treat her like one. This was further enhanced by the fact they seemed to want to document the behavior. And, taking it even a step further, she wanted to share the proof with the world.
You are saying to yourself, “What was so bad?” I’d say it was summed up by one pic where she was topless in a bar. One male “friend” stood behind grabbing her tits (sorry hun but you can claim he was just covering them, but that was a full on grab) and another male “friend” was pretending to lick them at a range of about 2 inches. So, as I am not particularly fond of having my dates “friends” grabbing her bare breasts, whether in public or in private, this would serve as a clear warning sign.
I don’t know what it is about MySpace, but it sure does seem to get people to reveal their true self. If they have a profile they have been actively maintaining for a while, the truth will eventually come out. I plan on using this in my searches in the future. I am not saying I’ll require that they have one or anything, but I sure as fuck will se what’s in the profile before I get serious.
Oh, and by the way, I still didn’t call that stripper. It’s hard as hell. Trust me, IT’S HARD. But I’m toughing it out so far.
Tell me what you've discovered on MySpace in the forums.
Yes, I admit it. I did. I think MySpace is wonderful. Granted not for the same reason everyone else does. I haven’t tried to meet anyone from there, and the only person that tried to meet me was truly frightening. To give you an idea how scary, I had seen her personal ad and honestly thought the picture was a joke. I really figured someone had found the worst possible picture and posted it for a laugh. Sadly, it was real.
I also don’t use MySpace to communicate with friends. I find there are more than enough ways to do that without MySpace. Between email, the phone and Yahoo Messenger my communication needs are covered by systems that work a shitload better than what MySpace has to offer.
There’s also the fact that people can’t seem to answer the fucking age question on their profile. I am used to people lying about their age, but lots of you are trying to pass for 14 and I doubt your kids could even pull that off. I don’t know why so many MySpace users like to say they are barely adolescent, but they do. The pics pretty much show me that you may have reversed the 1 and the 4. And the 4 may be a typo.
Anyway, there is a reason that MySpace rocks. See, when you get to look through someone’s MySpace profile you get to know a lot about them. It’s not just that you learn that you hate their taste in music and that they spend way too much time looking for annoying sparkly pictures of Tigger. You get to see the image they want to portray to the world, and often the reality behind it.
In this case I am thinking about a specific profile. This was a single woman who, if you read her basic profile and her blog you’d probably think she was pretty settled. Now, I was tipped off that something was amiss when she talked about how all her friends were guys. As you know, I generally find this means that she is surrounded by guys who desperately want to nail her that, for some reason or another, she is not currently screwing.
But her pictures showed that the reason goes beyond just having a flock of guys that want to fuck her. In her case the women around her probably didn’t think much of her. It could be because, when she was around these guys she had the uncontrollable to act like a slut, and they had the uncontrollable urge to treat her like one. This was further enhanced by the fact they seemed to want to document the behavior. And, taking it even a step further, she wanted to share the proof with the world.
You are saying to yourself, “What was so bad?” I’d say it was summed up by one pic where she was topless in a bar. One male “friend” stood behind grabbing her tits (sorry hun but you can claim he was just covering them, but that was a full on grab) and another male “friend” was pretending to lick them at a range of about 2 inches. So, as I am not particularly fond of having my dates “friends” grabbing her bare breasts, whether in public or in private, this would serve as a clear warning sign.
I don’t know what it is about MySpace, but it sure does seem to get people to reveal their true self. If they have a profile they have been actively maintaining for a while, the truth will eventually come out. I plan on using this in my searches in the future. I am not saying I’ll require that they have one or anything, but I sure as fuck will se what’s in the profile before I get serious.
Oh, and by the way, I still didn’t call that stripper. It’s hard as hell. Trust me, IT’S HARD. But I’m toughing it out so far.
Tell me what you've discovered on MySpace in the forums.
posted by R. U. Serious at 6/19/2006 11:56:00 PM
I'm R. U. Serious
From United States
I have nothing to say. I plead the 5th.
2 Comments:
as a myspace veteran, i can explain the 14 thing--
saying you're 14 means only your "friends" can see it. there is no other way to make a myspace profile "private."
i wouldn't insist on a private profile if i weren't a teacher. it's much better that my employers and students do not see my comments section, which contains drug references, or my blog which--
well, if you were my "friend," you'd understand.
(i'm 26 anyway it's not like i NEED to lie about myage..yet).
I see where your comming from
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