Scared Bunny

I just received a very important medical warning. They said that women should not take Avodart. In case you haven’t seen the commercial, Avodart is a medication taken for enlarged prostate. Personally I would have thought that the fact women don’t have a prostate would be enough to ensure they wouldn’t take it, but I guess not. The only thing I can figure is that the doctors are concerned women might be interested in the drug because of one of it’s side effects. Avodart may make your breasts grow.

So here is what we have. If a man takes the drug his prostate will shrink, but he’ll grow tits. If a woman takes it, she won’t have any affect on her prostate, because she doesn’t have one, but her tits may grow. Of course she does this in exchange for birth defects on any kids she has. For some reason I can just see a lot of women saying to themselves “That sounds OK to me. I’m not planning on having kids. I’m almost always careful.”

Let’s be honest here. They have been selling breast enhancement products in the backs of magazines for decades. And half of the time they don’t even bother with new products. They just keep selling the same old ones. None of us know a woman that paid for those products, right? Just like no guy actually buys penis enlargement pills. But even though doctors have been saying for decades that these boob enhancers don’t work, women keep buying them. That kind of tells me that all over America there are women trying to decide if the risks of Avodart are worth it. And a shitload of them will decide it is. And they will be able to buy it because the shit also grows hair, so there are a bunch of those shady online pharmacies that have a drunk doctor on the payroll to write the script.

So here is what we can expect to see in the near future. There will be a lot of women with really nice tits, which the guys will enjoy. Of course we will also have kids with 3 arms, webbed feet and gills or something. And right now there half the guys are saying “I’m OK with that.” And the other half is thinking, “Damn. Fish kids sound kinda cool.”

It’s not like women are alone in this. We all know that if they came out with a pill for ovarian cancer that would make your dick grow, but would cause a person somewhere in the world to burst in to flames every time you took it, we’d have a sudden outbreak of spontaneous human combustion and no guy would be in porn without a 24 inch dick. And actually there are a lot of guys that would laugh every time they saw someone go up in flames, unless it was a hot chick. In that case he’d be pissed he hadn’t banged her yet.

In fact, I think that there is a large number of guys that would take a pill that would double their dick size even if it would never get hard again. I think for a number of guys having a big dick is more important than being a good lay. I can’t explain it, but I sincerely believe it. Personally I would only want one if it meant being a better lay. Having a 24-inch dick I had to strap to my leg would be a major pain in the ass. Honestly a nut sack is already a nuisance. A monster drug created dick would hardly be worth it.

By the way, I don’t want anyone that reads this to start taking the drug hoping to grow bigger tits. Even more importantly, I am not saying it will give you a bigger dick. If you do take it, don’t have kids. I really don’t like looking at kids with massive birth defects. Yes, that makes me shallow and pathetic, but that’s the way it is. I also don’t like the idea of hairy tits, no matter how big they are. And a drug that promotes tit growth AND hair growth could have some really fucked up results.

Oh, and according to someone that commented on one of the superglue posts (find it yourself, I’m tired) there are superglue fetish people and sites. They even posted links. I’m too scared to check them out so you go look and report back. I knew there would be. I swear that if you can do something sexual there is someone somewhere in to it, and they will set up a web site to get that person’s money.

I also think I am going to invent fetishes and see who finds the blog.