Wisdom and lap dances
Friday, September 30, 2005
It is amazing where you find wisdom.
Yesterday Inked was on again. I have been watching because I was going to get my tat in that parlor when I was in Vegas. That has made it a little more entertaining, even though the show and the people on it are generally pretty stupid. I mean really stupid. Trying to conduct a drug deal in a casino ain’t that smart. The only place you are more likely to be on camera than a casino is my bedroom.
But there was wisdom last night nonetheless.
There was a lady getting a tattoo. They have a lot of those if you can believe it. It seems that people getting tats is common in a tattoo parlor. Anyway, she brought a raging bitch with her. She was a real shit about the tattoo looking good and kept insisting it had to look exactly like the picture and they wouldn’t pay if it didn’t.
There were 2 artists working. The older one basically ignored her. He said that he has been around too long to put up with anyone with that bad of an attitude. Plus, he felt that working with her, even on her friend, was just asking her to keep coming back. That just meant you had to deal with her shit for possibly years to come. Plus, you ran the risk of hearing her bitch over and over if she decided something was wrong. And she seemed like the type that would have told da’Vinci that the Last Supper could have used more blue.
The other artist was younger. He had no problem taking on the tat. It wasn’t just that he knew he was good enough to do the tat he had an ulterior motive. What he knew was that, while the lady would be looking over his shoulder the whole time, she wasn’t going to be able to say much because she couldn’t run the risk of distracting him. She also wouldn’t want to run the risk of pissing him off while he was permanently marking her friend. That meant that this woman who was clearly used to treating people like shit had little choice but to listen to him give her shit for the 30 minutes the tattoo took.
The thing is, they are both right. On one hand, I wouldn’t want to deal with her and I certainly wouldn’t want her to come back. So if your goal is a peaceful future and ending bullshit as quickly as possible, then why put up with her. It’s not worth the $150 for the tat, which you have to split with the owners. But, sometimes you just have to love the fact that you could give someone who deserves a verbal smackdown no holds barred shit for half an hour, knowing they can’t say a word. Plus, I would think his being so hard on her might keep her away.
Either way, I liked what they were saying. I totally agreed with both of them. It’s all about goals. My gut would have been to just tell her no thanks. Maybe say that you can never guarantee that a tat will look exactly like a picture (which I imagine is true) and basically get her to go harass someone else. But with more thought I would have done the tat and given her shit. I also would have done one thing the artist did: make sure the lady getting the tat knows her friend isn’t doing her any favors.
I also agree with both of them in their decision not to do the Elmer Fudd tat on the ass of the drunk guy.
Why do I mention this? I could give you some deep bullshit, but I’ll let you figure out the deeper meaning for yourself. Instead I will say that even asswipes that make reality shows sometimes stumble across something profound.
Maybe we will see if there is similar brilliance in strip clubs this weekend. Yes, I was invited to a specific club a friend likes, so we will be seeing what is up. I am just happy to get out of the house. I have been here way too much. I am going to see what kind of wisdom the strippers can impart. I have never actually gotten philosophical with one before.
I think that they probably have some great observations to share, provided they are sober. Having been to strip clubs, and having dated strippers, I know what these ladies see day in and day out. It could be an amazing learning experience. Unfortunately most of them are only observant enough to figure out where they can get the most cash. That’s too bad because they see people at their worst and stupidest.
I am not going to say they see men at their best. Just being there shows we are not at our best. And the “nice guys” that are generous to them aren’t nice, they’re stupid or up to something. While the stories of guys handing out money like orange tic tacs are generally overstated, there are guys who “help” the girls. Usually they are getting played. Sometimes they are trying to buy the girl. Regardless, I don’t see it as generosity. It’s not generous to give money expecting or hoping to get something in return.
But we will see what kind of wisdom they can share with us as they sit on our laps.
So, if I miss a night, I will make it up the next day. But I doubt I will be here to write at my normal late hour.
Yesterday Inked was on again. I have been watching because I was going to get my tat in that parlor when I was in Vegas. That has made it a little more entertaining, even though the show and the people on it are generally pretty stupid. I mean really stupid. Trying to conduct a drug deal in a casino ain’t that smart. The only place you are more likely to be on camera than a casino is my bedroom.
But there was wisdom last night nonetheless.
There was a lady getting a tattoo. They have a lot of those if you can believe it. It seems that people getting tats is common in a tattoo parlor. Anyway, she brought a raging bitch with her. She was a real shit about the tattoo looking good and kept insisting it had to look exactly like the picture and they wouldn’t pay if it didn’t.
There were 2 artists working. The older one basically ignored her. He said that he has been around too long to put up with anyone with that bad of an attitude. Plus, he felt that working with her, even on her friend, was just asking her to keep coming back. That just meant you had to deal with her shit for possibly years to come. Plus, you ran the risk of hearing her bitch over and over if she decided something was wrong. And she seemed like the type that would have told da’Vinci that the Last Supper could have used more blue.
The other artist was younger. He had no problem taking on the tat. It wasn’t just that he knew he was good enough to do the tat he had an ulterior motive. What he knew was that, while the lady would be looking over his shoulder the whole time, she wasn’t going to be able to say much because she couldn’t run the risk of distracting him. She also wouldn’t want to run the risk of pissing him off while he was permanently marking her friend. That meant that this woman who was clearly used to treating people like shit had little choice but to listen to him give her shit for the 30 minutes the tattoo took.
The thing is, they are both right. On one hand, I wouldn’t want to deal with her and I certainly wouldn’t want her to come back. So if your goal is a peaceful future and ending bullshit as quickly as possible, then why put up with her. It’s not worth the $150 for the tat, which you have to split with the owners. But, sometimes you just have to love the fact that you could give someone who deserves a verbal smackdown no holds barred shit for half an hour, knowing they can’t say a word. Plus, I would think his being so hard on her might keep her away.
Either way, I liked what they were saying. I totally agreed with both of them. It’s all about goals. My gut would have been to just tell her no thanks. Maybe say that you can never guarantee that a tat will look exactly like a picture (which I imagine is true) and basically get her to go harass someone else. But with more thought I would have done the tat and given her shit. I also would have done one thing the artist did: make sure the lady getting the tat knows her friend isn’t doing her any favors.
I also agree with both of them in their decision not to do the Elmer Fudd tat on the ass of the drunk guy.
Why do I mention this? I could give you some deep bullshit, but I’ll let you figure out the deeper meaning for yourself. Instead I will say that even asswipes that make reality shows sometimes stumble across something profound.
Maybe we will see if there is similar brilliance in strip clubs this weekend. Yes, I was invited to a specific club a friend likes, so we will be seeing what is up. I am just happy to get out of the house. I have been here way too much. I am going to see what kind of wisdom the strippers can impart. I have never actually gotten philosophical with one before.
I think that they probably have some great observations to share, provided they are sober. Having been to strip clubs, and having dated strippers, I know what these ladies see day in and day out. It could be an amazing learning experience. Unfortunately most of them are only observant enough to figure out where they can get the most cash. That’s too bad because they see people at their worst and stupidest.
I am not going to say they see men at their best. Just being there shows we are not at our best. And the “nice guys” that are generous to them aren’t nice, they’re stupid or up to something. While the stories of guys handing out money like orange tic tacs are generally overstated, there are guys who “help” the girls. Usually they are getting played. Sometimes they are trying to buy the girl. Regardless, I don’t see it as generosity. It’s not generous to give money expecting or hoping to get something in return.
But we will see what kind of wisdom they can share with us as they sit on our laps.
So, if I miss a night, I will make it up the next day. But I doubt I will be here to write at my normal late hour.
posted by R. U. Serious at 9/30/2005 12:32:00 AM
I'm R. U. Serious
From United States
I have nothing to say. I plead the 5th.
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