Some times you just have to tell somebody
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Sometimes things happen that are so funny you just have to tell someone.
You're gonna need some backstory:
A couple of years I met this really hot woman. I mean, she was absolutely gorgeous. Absolutely my type. But she surprised the hell out of me and actually agreed to go out with me. Before long we were even a couple.
Here's where I found out why she wanted to go out with me: she was nuts.
It started out small enough. Little flashes of jealousy here and there. Heck, that was kind of flattering to think she was afraid some woman might be interested in me. But then it started to get crazy. If a woman, any woman, happened to walk in front of me, I was accused of checking her out. If I was polite to a sales girl, I was flirting.
Then the money started disappearing. I had been generous with her so stealing from me was pretty harsh. And where did that money go? Well, some actually went to her ex-husband. The rest? Margaritas? Pot? I dunno.
Then it got really ugly. One night she got drunk, and again accused me of wanting another woman (this time someone on TV). When I didn't just start apologizing out of fear, like I usually did, she got mad. And she hit me.
Stupid mistake number 1: I took her back.
A second time I noticed the trip to get her daughter and to run to the store was taking too long. First I called, because I wondered where she might be and when she'd be home because dinner was waiting. She said she had been playing with her daughter, but was on the way. But I heard other voices in the car. Out of curiosity I pulled up my bank account and she had taken my debit card, made a big withdrawal AND spent a ton of money. So I called and told her I knew she was lying and had taken money. When she got mad, I didn't back down. Once again she got mad, and after her "friends" finally left she went off on me, and again hit me.
This time I kicked her out. She threatened to have me killed, and I believe she had the kind of friends that just might do it, so I called the police to see what I needed to do to get such a threat on the record. Well, they said they needed to send an officer, and while I waited, she came back. When the police found out she hit me, they arrested her.
After she got out of jail she stayed with her ex-husbands family. I was dumb again, and considered getting back together with her. Before that could happen though, she got mad again, hit me again, and almost got us both arrested. To top it all of, she had set me up. She was actually back together with an ex-boyfriend (who jumped house arrest in Indiana to hook up with her.) What they planned, I don't know to this day.
So, after all this, she was out of my life finally, until today.
Now she's started to message me. I was curious why, mostly because I was afraid there was some sort of game or potential freak out situation. But when she finally let it out what she wanted, I had to laugh.
She's suing her ex-husband for custody of their daughter, and wants me to be a character witness for how bad he and his current wife are. Don't get me wrong, they are pieces of shit. But can she really think I'm going to tell a court that she's a great person?
Stay tuned.
You're gonna need some backstory:
A couple of years I met this really hot woman. I mean, she was absolutely gorgeous. Absolutely my type. But she surprised the hell out of me and actually agreed to go out with me. Before long we were even a couple.
Here's where I found out why she wanted to go out with me: she was nuts.
It started out small enough. Little flashes of jealousy here and there. Heck, that was kind of flattering to think she was afraid some woman might be interested in me. But then it started to get crazy. If a woman, any woman, happened to walk in front of me, I was accused of checking her out. If I was polite to a sales girl, I was flirting.
Then the money started disappearing. I had been generous with her so stealing from me was pretty harsh. And where did that money go? Well, some actually went to her ex-husband. The rest? Margaritas? Pot? I dunno.
Then it got really ugly. One night she got drunk, and again accused me of wanting another woman (this time someone on TV). When I didn't just start apologizing out of fear, like I usually did, she got mad. And she hit me.
Stupid mistake number 1: I took her back.
A second time I noticed the trip to get her daughter and to run to the store was taking too long. First I called, because I wondered where she might be and when she'd be home because dinner was waiting. She said she had been playing with her daughter, but was on the way. But I heard other voices in the car. Out of curiosity I pulled up my bank account and she had taken my debit card, made a big withdrawal AND spent a ton of money. So I called and told her I knew she was lying and had taken money. When she got mad, I didn't back down. Once again she got mad, and after her "friends" finally left she went off on me, and again hit me.
This time I kicked her out. She threatened to have me killed, and I believe she had the kind of friends that just might do it, so I called the police to see what I needed to do to get such a threat on the record. Well, they said they needed to send an officer, and while I waited, she came back. When the police found out she hit me, they arrested her.
After she got out of jail she stayed with her ex-husbands family. I was dumb again, and considered getting back together with her. Before that could happen though, she got mad again, hit me again, and almost got us both arrested. To top it all of, she had set me up. She was actually back together with an ex-boyfriend (who jumped house arrest in Indiana to hook up with her.) What they planned, I don't know to this day.
So, after all this, she was out of my life finally, until today.
Now she's started to message me. I was curious why, mostly because I was afraid there was some sort of game or potential freak out situation. But when she finally let it out what she wanted, I had to laugh.
She's suing her ex-husband for custody of their daughter, and wants me to be a character witness for how bad he and his current wife are. Don't get me wrong, they are pieces of shit. But can she really think I'm going to tell a court that she's a great person?
Stay tuned.
posted by R. U. Serious at 6/02/2005 11:15:00 PM
I'm R. U. Serious
From United States
I have nothing to say. I plead the 5th.
17 Comments:
i will (stay tuned).
that's the kind of story that gets one hooked.
thanks for the visit and the comments on my blog.
81 Vaginas is right...I'm hooked too.
What a psycho! Women like that give me a bad name. (Now where did I put my big container of happy pills?)
You know, if you have any extras I know she could use them. That or a straight jacket.
im hooked too....
I LOVE your blog. I'm half glad I haven't missed much yet and half sorry I don't have extensive archives to catch up on. Keep writing often; you have a great talent for spinning a tale!!
You're the male version of me. Neato. The end. Love, Cathy xxx/ooo
very stranGE that u r still in contact with your psycho----can't change your eMail,phone,location ---esp. if u feel she is truly dangerous ? why are u permitting contact ?
think you're writing a novel and running your thoughts ....
Wow! That's one of the most interesting (jacked-up) things I've heard in a few months! Absolutely crazy! LOL!
Very interesting story indeed!!
I find it very intriguing that she would have the audacity to make contact after the previous episodes of her utterly shameful misconduct. However, I also have to agree with unREpntnt and wonder why you or anyone would still maintain contact with such a person.
Is this some wild plot of an upcoming novel?? It certainly makes one wonder. However, the author is undoubtedly a talented writer.
is her name michelle? cause i havent seen her for awhile and am starting to miss her. if not how about giving me her number? my life is getting a little tame and she sounds like what i need to liven things up. does she still have any of the money she got from you? i dont need a ton or anything how about maybe a few hundred pounds (of dollars that is)? please hurry a photo just to make sure.
No...not Michelle.
And I kind of make it a point to lose any pictures of them. Better for my sanity, or what's left of it.
Oh. My. God. I just happened on your blog. I'm not sure whether to shake some sense into you or put you in the witness protection program so you can finally get away from that woman.
wow. i'm glad you told that story. female on male abuse [hitting] doesn't get told enough and good for you to have taken care of yourself so quickly...look at my codependence stuff! Addiction to chaos and insanity always hoping for change is ... it's a virus.
I am glad you posted the story...even if I am a year later in finding it. ;)
definately interesting stuff. not many men are willing to be so open. you should write a book. most of us have enough shit for a book we just dont have your ability.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Wow, I found your blog in search of rabbit health information, read this, and am now hooked too!
Your ex needs better drugs. She must not have stolen enough money from you to buy the good kind!
- Simone's Mama
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